March 14, 2012
bring on yr wrecking ball; or perhaps more accurately, i listen to too much bruce

 My life has been tracked by Bruce Springsteen. Imagine my mental and spiritual development as Sophia from The Walking Dead and Bruce as Deryl (or whatever bastardization of Darryl it is): I left prints and fragments of my childhood scattered around in a forest, and while every other band talked about how many carrots were left or why the other child in the party is allowed to walk around unsupervised, Bruce was out looking for me. He was out on that hill; he was staring out into the night; he was making a promise that he would meet me in a dream of this hard land. I imputed some beat American stoic philosophy from his records: there’s a darkness on the edge of town, but if you turn up your radio, I’ll save my love for you. There ain’t much cover with no one running by your side. Every Mighty Max drop-forge-hit on the snare, every galloping bass line, every lion’s howl of a Big Man saxophone solo gave me a second more of a glimpse of the promised land. Waiting for me to finish the Deryl metaphor? Too late: I’ve abandoned it, but I do not end up a zombie in the barn; I have not wasted half my life dealing with a veterinarian named Herschel.

TL;DR: Bruce is important to me. Thus, when he releases new records, I get anxious: what if they suck? U2 had good records, but everything they’ve released in fifteen years has been asinine drivel that makes me wonder who really wrote The Joshua Tree. Bruce has sidestepped most of the aging star inflation and collapse, though the quality of his songwriting has taken serious hits. Working on a Dream was rough to digest; a nine-minute album opener with an A-A-A-A rhyme scheme is a stretch for any amount of artistic capital. I don’t think I really enjoy any of the songs on the album besides ‘The Wrestler,” and it’s sad that the tribute to Danny Federici is pretty unlistenable. Magic had a few killer tracks but also hosts some of my least favorite Bruce traxxx ever (namely “Gypsy Biker” and the title track). The Rising is easily the best of his late career stuff, but still loses some sheen because of the awful production. I like to hear the full band, not just Bruce and Steve on guitar.

Given all this, I was pretty skeptical when Wrecking Ball was announced. Most of the big guns in the band have crossed the border: Federici in 2008, Clarence Clemons in 2011. Of course, the E Street band has always been a bit of a rotating cast— bosses extraordinaire David Sancious, Ernest “Boom” Carter, and Vini “Mad Dog” Lopez all played on seminal Bruce tracks (see everything on The Wild, The Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle and most tracks on Born to Run) but now do jazz fusion or something. However, when two founding members die, it’s tough to imagine any album attaining the brilliance that full-band records like Darkness or The River emanate. Their ghosts hang like the fog on some Asbury Park beach, waiting in the wings for the Valhalla E Street reunion at the end of it all; Bruce is left to figure out a sound as impactful as his legends without his sidearm heroes.

The Boss has always been a crafty player, though. At the 1999 VMAs, when essentially no one in the audience knew who Bruce Springsteen was, he got on stage with the Wallflowers and consumed the stage in presence and power; watching the video makes you feel bad for Jakob Dylan (not really, though). For Wrecking Ball, Bruce does not confront the ghosts of Danny and the Big Man; instead, he channels their bodhisattva essence and populates the record with requiems for E Streets past, culminating in jazz-funeral waltz-with-mes down Broadway that mend no faults of late career Bruce and instead erect the E street temple in eternal rock. The title track, though written for the demolition of the original Giants Stadium in the Meadowlands and allegedly told from the building’s perspective, issues a bold challenge to any Springsteen heirs apparent: bring on your wrecking ball. The earth-shaking E Street band has more and better records than you do; their B-side collections make your A-game look like paupers’ pittances. “If you think it’s your time / then step to the line / and bring on your wrecking ball.”

The flip side is that ghosts are still ghosts: dreary, occasionally frightening spectres that never really look quite like the loved living things that became such hollow shades. The band disillusioned with Reaganomics on albums like The River and the Bruce twisted to darkness on Nebraska emerge through the album’s vehemently populist shots at the vices of capitalism. “Johnny 99” stalks “Easy Money,” although his impact is muted by some pretty horrid songwriting (“You put out the dog / I’ll put out the cat”); “Stolen Car” sees its coda in “Swallowed Up.” The former, a bleak River number, ends “But I ride by night and I travel in fear / That in this darkness I will disappear;” the latter’s narrator awakes in darkness and attests that he has “disappeared from this world.” “Death to My Hometown” calls out the Born in the USA album closer “My Hometown” and laments the structured-debt pillaging carried out by “greedy thieves.” “We Take Care of Our Own” takes the same harrowing-realization-satire that BITUSA’s title track made famous: Bruce wants to say we don’t really take care of our own. He’s less subtle here than thirty years ago, so the message loses some bite. Rounding out the Scrooge-at -his-gravestone gloom on the tracks are “This Depression” and “Jack of all Trades,” slow-jam rejects from The Rising with the 9/11 loss swapped for unemployment lament.

It wouldn’t be E Street, though, if the ghosts were all cold and deathly. The sidewalk-bright warmth roars through on “Wrecking Ball” and the cover of “American Land;” ‘We Are Alive” retreads the groove from “My Best Was Never Good Enough” from The Ghost of Tom Joad to “fight shoulder to shoulder and heart to heart.” ‘Wrecking Ball” even has some funny little cues from “Born to Run” with all the “whoa-oh-ohs” at the end. “Rocky Ground” channels The Rising’s E Street taken to church from “My City of Ruins,” and while the track doesn’t have enough muscle, instead sporting hired-hand vocals, samples, and a not terrible but totally ridiculous rap, it still feels redemptive to hear Minister Bruce sing “there’s a new day coming.”

And of course, no ghost could be as big as that of the Big Man: on the best song he’s written in fifteen years, Bruce calls Clemons down from the cosmos on “Land of Hope and Dreams” to deliver a brief a cappella intro and two heart-bursting signature solos. There are even some organ sweeps peppered throughout the track, so memories of Danny light up the boardwalk a few more times. The 808s are gimmicky and totally unnecessary (that goes for the whole album) and they should have kept Bruce’s incendiary guitar solo from the Live in NYC version, but the track loses none of its teary-eyed torches-together greatness.

All told, Wrecking Ball breaks even. Its ham-fisted appeals to the working man are forgiven because the songs that truly resonate on an E Street level transcend their faults and peak at curvature-of-the-earth levels. I strongly recommend the title track, “Death to My Hometown,” and “Land of Hope and Dreams.”

—smith

p.s. I blogged lol

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November 7, 2011
“Behold, I make all things new.”

In a mania which has its inception in a Facebook group chat, you will now be updated on everything I’ve been consuming in the past like five months. I can’t believe it’s November already; somewhere in the contract for my job must have been a hidden clause about entering the Twilight Zone and warping through dimensions at the most stressful, 30-hour work weekend pace possible. The brief will be in bullet form, because the deputy likes dots, and I no longer understand things not in business deliverable form. If I could make this an Excel spreadsheet or type “memorandum” at the top, I would.

  •  I wrote a post reviewing the Horrible Crowes’ debut Elsie, and tumblr deleted it.. It’s a stellar breakup album, mostly because Brian Fallon (of Gaslight Anthem fame) learned to ur-emote and slowly doles out glimpses of what living his feeling-drenched life. There’s a moment where having the post-breakup crush is equated to spiritual emancipation in classic Brian Fallon “I’m going to borrow from other songs now” style: “If you should go there before I do/God’s gonna trouble the water/I’ve got a crush on you.” Fallon always seems to parry and riposte the threat oversincerity; there are no moments of hyperbole, although his songwriting is sometimes tired. To save it all, though, their cover of Concrete Blonde’s “Joey” is fucking flattening. I listen to on repeat for sad times.
  • Walker’s going to regret spurring me to post: I’ve recently discovered how Fall Out Boy’s debut full-length Take This to Your Grave is all-killer no-filler. There is not a bad song on the album, and it reminds me why I got into pop-punk to start: in the earnestness of young men tuning in drop D and making trivial problems seem like world-shattering crises in song, there is buried a shard of a trying time in every human’s life: being a nascent teenager and trying to make sure you’re cool. Songs like “Saturday” perfectly capture late November weekends for me. At that point in a typical high school year, I had finished cross country, so I didn’t have anything to do, and every Saturday was some strange promise of freedom: “all these open doors were open ended.” Since work has loomed over my tiny little world like a voracious Galactus, I have started turning to relics of my high school years to remember that life is basically just a cycle of stressful things, and it is often a relief to hardcore-dance and put your fist in the air to statements like “I’m eighteen going on extinct.” I’m almost 23, but I’m a little emo kid at heart. “I read about the afterlife, but I never really lived.” It’s a manifesto for being young and whiny and probably, in the large scheme of things, melodramatic and totally unaware that girls not talking to you on instant messenger is definitely something from which you bounce back. Throughout time, though, our troubles are all the same, and the sense that I conquered being a teenager helps me get through deposition review.
  • Quick run-through of old bands that I am discovering, and key tracks: Small Towns Burn a Little Slower, “Rx (Drive);” Alexisonfire, “Happiness by the Kilowatt;” Bouncing Souls, “Todd’s Song.” The lattermost is pretty sad, and I can’t figure out why I listen to so many songs about suicide, but it hits like a brick: “I’ll see you when we all come home.” Pop-punk kick much (this is why I never post; everything I listen to doesn’t sound like something you guys would like)?
  • I fucking love Three Days of the Condor.
  • A lot of my non-work time has been sunk in Dark Souls, the spiritual successor to 2009’s masterpiece of brutally cerebral video game design, Demon’s Souls. From Software, the developer, attained a fair amount of praise and infamy for making Demon’s Souls so difficult. The 2009 game was a prototypical role-playing piece: a deep fog encased the kingdom of Boletaria, driving its inhabitants insane and swallowing its rulers in a prurient rush of greed for the souls of others. The game was punishingly hard: you couldn’t pause; the game’s currency (souls) was used for everything from leveling up to repairing equipment, and the requirements for upgrading your stats were usurious; dying caused you to lose all progress in a level as well as any souls accumulated and put you in “soul form” at half health; there were a scant few non-playable characters (NPCs); and the bosses were twisted works of fantasy that were a joy to behold and a frustrating hell against which to struggle. The world is devoid of hope, and the only tutelage you receive toward success is the combined experience of millions of deaths. The boss music is often unsettling. Dark Souls is really a rehash of the same concepts, but with intriguing level design. The story is less compelling, but the sheer volume of creatively designed enemies makes up for it. I will probably follow this up with an entire post, because I’m doing a terrible job of conveying how influential Demon’s Souls was on my appreciation for video games as an art form.
  • Books on tap: In the Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson and the sixth and final trade of Akira

Anyway, that’s what’s been on my plate. As with Demon’s Souls, I’ll probably follow each of these up with a real post, but until then, feel free to explore and ask me questions about why I like this stuff! Please!

-Smith

August 7, 2011
Updates

Gonna do my best to add a little more omni to this saurus:

1. Started watching Claymore. I’m like five episodes in, and the English voice acting is pretty abysmal, but it’s OK so far. The premise is still pretty thin, but I suppose that’s to be expected (even greats like Cowboy Bebop take a bit to get going). The members of the Organization have a lot of trouble reading into their own actions, which seems like a ham-fisted way of communicating that they’re only half-human.

2. I wish The Horrible Crowes album would come out sooner. I need new music.

3. I ate at a place called Hill Country BBQ last night. It’s basically a deli where they only serve delicious barbecue. I had a half pound of pork for $11 dollars. The best.

4. Watched 13 Assassins last night. Kind of a hyperviolent Seven Samurai.

-Smith

July 28, 2011
Collection of Thoughts

1. I really wish they hadn’t killed Bucky (who had assumed the role of Captain America after the assassination of Steve Rogers and his recovery from the Winter Soldier episode) in Fear Itself. Captain America is supposed to be the vanguard for our nation, and Bucky was a far more compelling Cap for modern America. He was not an embodiment of a time and culture with which it grows increasingly difficult to identify; he was a human (with a bionic arm and combat mastery) who had been exploited and abused but still fought for a better tomorrow.

2. Sometimes I wonder what happened to Ant. After looking at the wiki, I wish I hadn’t.

3. I want everyone to read Brian Wood’s Local and Fabio Moon & Gabriel Ba’s Daytripper. They are getting me through transplanting my life. The former is a 12-part narrative about slices of life making a pie with which you have to be satisfied; the latter is about perfect moments of life really being small deaths of previous iterations of yourself.

4. EAWW has a sample of an upcoming new track. I spent a really long time on it.

5. If you’re not listening to Tsar’s 2000 self-titled album, you’re not listening to power pop. Highlight: “Kathy Fong Is the Bomb.”

6. The more I think about it, the more I’ll probably grow up to be Ron Swanson.

-Andrew

June 17, 2011
“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”: This Song Redeems U2’s Career

I used to be infected with the Rob Sheffield-Rolling Stone necrotizing fasciitis of music reviews: when U2 released an album, they got a free pass to “wow this album is fucking great and fuck you for thinking otherwise” status in my mind. Rolling Stone does this pretty famously with Springsteen, U2, and Bob Dylan; the lattermost I think could make a laser-disc slice of fecal matter, put it in a jewel case, and have RS laud it as a harrowing look into the human psyche. Truth to power, guys.

Anyway, I melted my copy of U2’s greatest hits from 1980-1990. Then they put out How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb and No Line on the Horizon, two pretty terrible albums, and I revoked my super-fandom. I would be fine if they stopped releasing records, cancelled their tours, and went back to being Paul Hewson, Dave Evans, and the two other guys (another thing about U2: Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen are probably the most talented members of the band, but they get maximum ten words out of every verbose U2 record review, and five of those words will be “pulsing,” “driving,” “lilting,” “unison,” and “heartbeat”).

HTDAAB and NLOTH (ugh) are bad for the same reason I hate the Beatles: they sound like they don’t really give a shit, like the whole band would rather just be doing routine maintenance on a printer. Both albums retreads of the Achtung Baby-Zooropa-Pop era, and Achtung is the only redeemable album of the three. The Edge tries to play real guitar in a few instances, Bono’s once-fervent tenor is stretched and strained, Adam and Larry punch in like Spacely Sprockets. It’s depressing, because this is a band that had three very solid albums in a row: War, The Unforgettable Fire, and The Joshua Tree. Superfans routinely overstate the importance of The Joshua Tree, but that’s because the first three tracks are unstoppable, and there are maybe three other good songs on the record. Their selective memory contains “hearing the first three songs” and then “drifting through a catatonic fugue state until ‘Mothers of the Disappeared.’ “

However, the second track, “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” is the penance that absolves U2 of their misdeeds and allows me to view them as a band that isn’t really hurting anybody. The song was supposed to recreate the feeling of a hymn, and sticks pretty closely to that theme: the rhythm is clappable, even for Catholics, the melody is pretty simple, it kind of sounds like there’s an organ at one point, and the post-bridge verse has the most eloquently succinct description of the struggle of faith. “I believe in the kingdom come, when all the colors will bleed into one, but yes, I’m still running.” For those words, Bono is backed by a choir, and it flattens me every time.

Faith and hope are wonderful things, but they are often frustrating in a human existence racked by doubt and fear. Perhaps it’s just the eternal prodigal Catholic in me, but “I have spoke with the tongue of angels / I have held the hand of the devil” hits hard, because it provides a digest of human experience. People do good, people do evil, regardless of (non)religious attribution; everything is done in an attempt to feel grounded and to secure location in a shifting human landscape.

-Smith

Follow-up note: I don’t mean to be a hater, but this is pretty hilarious in a look-at-the-absurd-celebrities-and-their-delusions kind of way. Also, I humbly submit that in your assessment of the middle section of The Joshua Tree as disposable, you forgot that “In God’s Country” is excellent quality. 

-Walker

June 10, 2011
Stop Believing

I think it’s time to retire “Don’t Stop Believing” as a cultural landmark. Glee gave it a brief cultural renaissance by burying everything good about the song (Neal Schon’s guitar playing) and highlighting everything mundane about it (vague platitudes about seeing the game of life through to the end). Then, because the people on Glee sometimes make out, enterprising teens in singing groups across the nation (1500 unique choirs and counting on YouTube) arrange the song in hopes of convincing their glee club crush that some of us were born to sing the blues, and we all live to find emotion. Steve Perry didn’t say which emotion, and I think that absolves him of any guilt in creating this whole 1-5-6-4 debacle. He just wants an emotion to punctuate the periods of gray.

Besides, some of the best music comes when you stop believing.

-Smith

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June 7, 2011
Motion Control is Ruining Video Games for Everyone

Before you jump down my throat about how great Wii Golf Resort Island Adventure is, understand that I appreciate the fallout of the vast expansion of the video game market that has occurred since the Wii’s inception.  The introduction of essentially foreign opinions to a sometimes frustratingly impenetrable market breeds cool things sometimes. Motion control has challenged developers to reimagine how humans interact with machines and has transubstantiated video games as a medium from a possible culprit of the Columbine shootings to a catalyst for family togetherness.

All this being said, I fucking hate motion control and its repercussions on the economic and creative decisions of video game creators, developers, and marketers.

I spent most of yesterday watching coverage of the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles, CA; I came to the conclusion that motion control is to video games as 3D is to cinema. It has become a commercial crutch that allows companies to revel in a robber baron’s paradise: the ability to charge more for a shoddier product gilded with gimmicks. Games that showcase motion control very rarely have any semblance of story and make use of noticeably raw graphics in order to devote processing power to the gimmick. The imaginative power of the video game medium is literally sacrificed to make room for novelty.

But novelty sells: these products are pretty much foisted upon consumers who might lack an intimate knowledge of developer quality but seek the social capital that video game possession yields (e.g. moms). Shitty games that sell inspire enterprising publishers to create even more terrible games infused with the corrosive novelty of motion control, and the Ourobouros cycle emerges. The video game industry, previously a bastion of compelling story and innovative art direction coupled with challenging gameplay, is hoisted by its own petard. Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo still exist, but apparently only to tout their own motion control platforms and not to introduce original content.

I will not stoop to making the “hardcore vs. casual gamer” argument, because the foundation of that argument is solid bullshit. It assumes the needs or creative direction of the “hardcore” gaming demographic should be privileged over those of a consumer section that likes virtualizations of things they can feasibly do in real life; this assumption is terrible. The emergence of blockbuster franchises like Halo, Modern Warfare, Mass Effect, and Final Fantasy has crippled the imagination engine at the core of video games just as Just Dance has. The race to spawn fascinating facsimiles of these successful and occasionally great games has polluted the market just the same. That such a young medium is already reduced to aping its pantheon is an unfortunate product of our time-collapsing culture.

-Smith

June 2, 2011
“Resonance of Fate” and Escapism

The video game crash of 1983 mirrored any typical economic crash— the idea of video games as a viable business plan and marketing tool saturated the market until people realized it was a densely populated market with relatively high entry costs. It also presented the fledgling medium with the choice that burns eternal: draw audience into the narrative and become true art or remain a diversion. Music, novels, movies, comic books, and most recently video games all chose the former (thankfully); when video games did so, they birthed the role playing game (RPG).

Most current RPGs involve one or a small party of stock characters whose personalities gain facets as the game progresses. Players explore a fictional universe by assuming the entire character of the protagonist(s); without consent, players must engage the moral alignment and personality traits of typically stale entities. However, RPGs were once largely devoid of these trappings. The first Final Fantasy had only a loose narrative and no explicitly named protagonists (beyond “the Light Warriors”); instead, characters were given classes based on abilities, much like a pencil and paper RPG, and the story dealt with little beyond the fictional world.

That was the chief draw of early RPGs: they were simply Dungeons & Dragons for the digital escapist, aspiring to nothing grander than stimulating the player’s imagination or maybe providing fodder for a paper campaign. The player was simultaneously immersed in and apart from the digital fantasy world: s/he could only enter through an 8-bit sprite, but once engaged with the narrative, there were no burdensome personalities or character development. The focus of most 1980s RPGs was pretty anti-solipsist: instead of examining one individual, these first games sought to chronicle entire worlds. I am totally for this proto-RPG code: the impetus for playing video games is escapism, so why the fuck would I play to handle only the personal struggles of a whiny teenager? In an art form so decidedly inhuman and fantastically vast, I want to digest a world and its machinations, not to squander imagination on how to pursue the love interest or what causes my surly antihero to brood. The current state of affairs is like if Lord of the Rings were written entirely from Samwise Gamgee’s perspective.

I think that’s why I’m digging Resonance of Fate so far. I’ve played about an hour of it, and instead of having to wade through the typical bullshit about protagonist backstories, I got to test the waters of the world of Bazel. There has been no plot advancement, no explanation of who the three main characters are or how they ended up together, no grand motivation behind the fetch quests I’ve had to complete. Here’s what I know: the rich people live in a shining steampunk city in the sky, and everyone on the ground is well-armed and self-employed. Even the battle system eschews tradition: no one has swords or magic. Everyone just has guns. This detail seems to break my previous tirade against injecting real life into escapism, but my justification is this: instead of diverting my attention to relative minutiae like weaponry or clothes, Resonance makes everything but the environment mundane. That way, my focus is entirely devoted to naturalization in a fantasy world.

I am curious how my heroes got their names, though. Vashyron, Zephyr, and…Leanne?

-Smith

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